Give me a 7.62-mm SVD Dragunov sniper rifle with a silencer, a few boxes of Glaser rounds (which can't be traced), and call me Dark Angel.
The only "red dot" anyone will ever see is the hole that appears right betwixt their eyes when the round goes in............because these don't come out. Hardly enough left for "CSI" to even try to figure out what went in!!! A nice Dodge Charger Magnum Police Special painted flat black primer, few sets of plates, hacked wireless internet card with a trusty laptop and I'm good to go.
Alright Sniper it is!!!! Thelma and Louise can join(afterall, man needs a "dame" or two around). Ralph, you can be the weapons specialist. Clarencebunsen you will be intelligence. Now, the Charger is obviously out but I like the flat black look. How about an RV and we could pretend we are the Griswalds going on an extended vacation. Oh, I almost forgot, clarence, we will need passports, a stash of cash, and assumed names.(just in case the shit hits the fan). Does anyone know or have any frienmds or relatives in an un-extradictable country? Resources people, resources!!! Let's get moving if we are going to make this work!!!! P.T. first thing tomorrow morning at 5 am. Wait, maybe a little early. How about 9am. Ralph bring the donuts and coffee. Has anyone seen my Drill Instructor hat? Damn..where did put that thing again? Ok people, MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT, 9 am comes damn early now hit the racks!!!!!!Lights out at 8:30!!!
I've got the best connections we could ever have. My Grandson is engaged to a brillant girl with her Master's Degree in Foreign Politics and speaks 5 languages - and works for HOMELAND SECURITY with the FBI!!!!!!!
We are all set to go! Leaving now to pick up "Louise"; see you guys soon.
;D Thelma, if you go along, we may be able to accomplish the same thing without shooting or hurting anyone. We will simply capture them, put them in an interrogation room with you, and you can tell them all about your GD and your insurance career. If that don't work, you and I and Bobbbiez can gang up on them and tell them about Keyes Rd in the 60's. When we have talked them to sleep, we will simply put them on a plane with a one way ticket, and no passport to return to the US.
Wcup, if you are going to travel the world with Thelma and Bobbbiez, I have but one piece of advice! Ya know the earmuff hearing protection you wear at the range??? Bring it along!!!!hehehehehahahahalololol ;D
Pardon me while I go and hide! I am afraid, very, very afraid!
WAIT WAIT WAIT People come on, we have not even left yet and you're fighting like little kids. If I have to stop that RV just once, somebody is getting a spanking!!!! That is why I suggested a large vehicle, enough room to spread out so this one aint touching that one, and so forth. Sniper business is serious shit and I expect everyone to take that approach. NOW.....as far as the "women" being loquacious(yakkity yak), handkerchiefs used as gags will suffice because I have to hear well(besides they are cheap to buy and at first I am implementing an austerity budget until we can secure sufficient funding). However, I do have to show some leniency towards Thelma as she has some kick ass connections that will come in useful, I'm sure. Swimmy....keep those relatives close!! Clipper, I will designate you as the head of base operations(HOBO). You will relay vital information as to news stories about us and update us as needed as to where the investigations are headed. We also have to get a car to tow behind the RV for re-con missions.....um....small.....economical......not too cramped or uncomfortable......something that can also serve as a time out area......I GOT IT!!! A Chevrolet Aveo!!!! OK, any last minute requests or items I am missing...speak now or suffer without later?!