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Post by clarencebunsen on Apr 21, 2008 18:20:33 GMT -5
If I drink beer, used to bowl badly but quit and have never hunted deer, am I supposed to support Obama or Hillary?
Also, if I drink beer and wine in the same evening does that make me an effete, decadent slob or a gay, liberal redneck? Or possibly just a degenerate derelict? (i always did like Jethro Tull's "Aqualung")
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Post by dgriffin on Apr 21, 2008 22:50:02 GMT -5
Such questions! Such choices! I most often find it appropriate to describe myself to people as a "degenerate derelict." I never get an argument, so I assume it somehow matches their first impression. Re support of Obama vs Hillary, why not write-in vote for Newt?
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Post by Ralph on Apr 22, 2008 1:44:47 GMT -5
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Post by dgriffin on Apr 22, 2008 21:06:32 GMT -5
You got it, Ralph. That's what us derelicts need, some political clout. Your cartoon reminds me of this one, even though it has nothing to do with anything: www.windsweptpress.com/shareweb/Santa Poop.jpg[/img] I was going to save it for Christmas, but life's too short. Maybe you can add something to it or modify it. We could call it, "I told ya to be nice. Santa Clipper Has A Gift For You." Or, "Coal In Your Stocking Would Be Too Expensive."
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Post by Clipper on Apr 22, 2008 21:10:39 GMT -5
Oh dear, that must have been the year that I left a bowl of my hot chili instead of sugar cookies!! I won't do it again, I promise!
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Post by bobbbiez on Apr 22, 2008 22:40:07 GMT -5
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather have the coal. At least I can get some heat from it.
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Post by frankcor on Apr 23, 2008 0:52:28 GMT -5
Clarence it all depends on whether you cling to religion or cling to interns.
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Post by Ralph on Apr 23, 2008 2:17:22 GMT -5
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Post by frankcor on Apr 23, 2008 6:34:52 GMT -5
Thanks, Ralph. Confusion ended.
Next?
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Post by kim on Apr 23, 2008 7:29:26 GMT -5
Ha! I love that last one, Ralph! So true!
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Post by dgriffin on Apr 23, 2008 9:12:45 GMT -5
Terrific, Ralph!
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