Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car

[Disgusted-Daily]

www.wlky.com/news/15944810/detail.html

Just when you think your day couldn't get any worse. I wonder what kind of gas mileage he was getting. LOL.

[dgriffin]

I've done that. Not in years.

[Clipper]

Marijuana, ecstacy, a large amount of money, and a cell phone?? Wheww! Glad there weren't cell phones around when I drank! Any payday they could have found me in possession of a large amount of money, and enough alcohol to float the queen mary, and that was just for the weekend! I probably would have been jailed for suspected trafficking in Christian Brother's Brandy, and Labatt's Blue. Not to mention the trafficking of a back seat full of contraband aluminum cans and glass beer bottles.

Seeing as how alcohol damned near killed me and damned near ruined my life, I am grateful that I never experimented with drugs. Thank god beer and brandy always satisfied my desire to escape the stress of daily life!

I still don't understand whether this guy was actually pumping real gas into an imaginary car, or just pretending to pump gas. Hell of a gas spill if someone prepays and then goes out and pumps $20 worth on the ground while leaning on his imaginary car!