Pick your favorite caption.

[Ralph]

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"

2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"

5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"

6. I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number

[countrygal]

Hmmmmm........all of the above?

[froggy]

ralph said:

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?"

2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!"

5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?"

6. I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number

Ralph, that is just too funny for words. I am literally pissing myself right now. Thanks.

[Ralph]

I couldn't resist!! Got in an e-mail and just had to pass it along. ;D

[frankcor]

How 'bout "Somebody pass the beer nuts."

[Swimmy]

I choose either: "Now I understand the opposition to my assault weapon ban;" "I'm trying to look interested so that she doesn't know I'm flirting with one of her staff members across from me;" or "I should have inhaled."

[Ralph]

swimmy said:

"I should have inhaled."

I love it!!!

[dgriffin]

"I should have inhaled" would be my favorite.