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Post by Clipper on Mar 2, 2012 12:25:18 GMT -5
Geez, people will do some strange things to hide drugs in today's world, but changing the hiding place at the last minute must lead to some serious halitosis!UTICA — A Utica man faces felony charges after city police said he hid crack cocaine in his buttocks and later fought with officers. Members of the Utica Metro Narcotics Unit Thursday took Daniel Davis, 32, of Weston Place, into custody in the area of Whitesboro Street and Kernan Avenue after a warrant had been issued him. While at police headquarters, Davis removed a plastic bag containing crack cocaine from his buttocks and placed it in his mouth in an attempt to swallow the evidence, police said.Brings a whole new meaning to the term "CRACK cocaine," LOL Must leave a horrible taste in a person's mouth following such a change of hiding place. Pass the Scope please, haha!) A struggle ensued among Davis and the officers, during which Sgt. David Matrulli injured his hand, police said. Davis was charged with felony second-degree assault, felony tampering with physical evidence, misdemeanor seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor obstructing governmental administration, police said.
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Post by firstamendment on Mar 2, 2012 13:24:13 GMT -5
Ewe! I did not read before that he tried to eat what he dug out his ass. What a dumbass.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2012 15:07:15 GMT -5
I guess not only is his brain fried by drugs but his taste buds as well!
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Post by corner on Mar 2, 2012 16:13:42 GMT -5
so he hid the crack in his crack!
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Post by Ralph on Mar 3, 2012 2:37:20 GMT -5
I guess it really was just what it was cracked up to be.
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 3, 2012 6:28:16 GMT -5
Wow, how you gonna fix someone when they will go this far to get their fix? Replace the drugs with a grenade and put them out of theirs and our misery!
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Post by Ralph on Mar 5, 2012 2:42:48 GMT -5
Maybe he can pack a little C4 up there suppository style.
Hehehe............
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 5, 2012 5:23:31 GMT -5
don't forget to prime the charge!!!
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Post by Ralph on Mar 5, 2012 14:27:51 GMT -5
I think that would be one case where I would want a remote detonation. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Post by boomer on Mar 8, 2012 15:25:48 GMT -5
I knew it! The wiseasses already beat me to all the good wiseCRACKS! I wonder if they have a streetname for this like "krakinkrak"?
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Post by Ralph on Mar 9, 2012 3:02:02 GMT -5
Now you know why they put that $hit in a pipe to smoke it!!!
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