From David Letterman:

[stoney]

Christine O'Donnell~~"I am not a witch!"

Richard Nixon~~"I am not a crook!"

George Bush~~"I am not allowed to used the stove by myself."

[bobbbiez]

Oct 16, 2010 11:58:47 GMT -5 @stoney said:

Christine O'Donnell~~"I am not a witch!"

Richard Nixon~~"I am not a crook!"

George Bush~~"I am not allowed to used the stove by myself."

lol! Geez Stoney, I can relate to all three. ;D

Funny sh*t!