garage sale madness!!!!

[fiona]

SALE OF THE CENTURY: ! MAKE A DEAL! WE LOVE TO DICKER! BRING YOUR VANS AND TRUCKS- NO OFFER TOO SMALL! WE WANT TO SELL IT NOW! ' THE WHOLE CITY OF UTICA!!!
WHAT A BARGAIN! GOING OUT FOR BUSINESS! See Ang ( my statement is my statement) Rofaro at 1 Kennedy Plaza, M. thru F, 9 TO 5. Three days only. PS: Uncle Rofe will be there. He's the one in the corner with the blender under his coat. PSSSST: WANNA BUY A CITY, CHEAP? Credit cards, checks and cash accepted. PS: We also accept bribes. ( Call me at the candy store. They know me.)

[clarencebunsen]

Perhaps you could borrow left-over signs from California. (Ecologically up to date:re-use, recycle and California won't have the litter problem of old signs.)

California turns to ‘garage sale’ for funds
www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f3b6ef82-9405-11de-9c57-00144feabdc0.html

Arnold Schwarzenegger has come up with a novel way to raise funds for cash-strapped California. He has ordered officials to sell surplus state property, with some of it signed by the movie star-turned governor to increase its value.

Under the “Great California Garage Sale”, thousands of items including signed cars, bookcases and even dentist chairs are up for grabs on Ebay and Craigslist. A warehouse in Sacramento, the state capital, is open for business this weekend where furniture and electronic goods will also be available.

Of course, you would need a mayor pro-tem whose autograpg on a nearly new snowblower would make it more valuable.

[fiona]

how about OPEN HOUSE signs? Do they qualify?