Only at walmart

[Clipper]

"Mercer Co, WV - person pulling an occupied (by human) shopping cart with a car by an attached rope.
Any available county unit, a request for deputy to respond. Walmart parking lot."

I hope the rider was appropriately dressed in their finest "go to Walmart" wrinkled and stained sweat pants and wife beater undershirt.

PS: If you encounter such a situation while at work Ralph, just jump on a handicap scooter cart and chase them down. Grab a bike helmet from the bicycle section.

[Atticus Pizzaballa]

Last summer at one of the Walmarts I think North Utica a guy was walking into the store from parking lot wearing pajamas which is ok but please at least make sure the button to the fly is closed so ones private parts isn't popping out!!!!!