629 x 2 = 1258 fewer boobs available for ogling

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www.wjhl.com/local-coronavirus-coverage/629-hooters-employees-laid-off-in-tennessee-including-washington-county-location/

This development may drive lecherous older chicken wing eaters to migrate to Buffalo Wild Wings or East Coast Wings and Grill when the ogling opportunities are no longer available at Hooters. I no longer eat buffalo style wings, but when I did, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings just once. Our bowling league held our end of season prize payout on their patio. Another guy and I ordered a platter deal that consisted of 40 chicken wings and a basket of French fries. $35 for something that used to be one step above scrap at a grocery store and sold for 10 cents a pound. From 10 cents a pound to 87 cents apiece with a little bit of butter and hot sauce added is a bit more than I want to pay.

It was just our luck. There were two wait staff assigned to the patio area. One was a gorgeous young lady and the other was a gay dude that looked like a meth addict. Yep, we ended up with the gay dude waiting on us. lol

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How were his boobs. When I was in Florida many a year ago my cousin just could not wait to take me out for a few drinks at the nude girly bar. They were all stark naked walking around taking and serving orders. The only drink I could remember to order was called a Suffering Bastard. Which was pretty tasty. Until the next morning. That's when I know why it was called that....

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629 is an odd number. Someone only had one boob.

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Apr 20, 2020 19:58:50 GMT -5 @turd said:

629 is an odd number. Someone only had one boob.

There were 629 employees layed off. Each most likely had two boobs.

I chuckled when you described the nude waitresses and dancers. There used to be a nude truck stop on I-75 South of Macon Ga. The counter where a customer ate was like any other lunch counter except that there were nude dancers on a walkway above it. The nude dancers would squat and do pelvic thrusts about 3 feet from your food. I checked it out strictly out of curiosity. When I saw the set up, I ordered coffee and a burger to go. There was just something that ruined my appetite contemplating the prospects of some skanky wench is twitching her oversized, overused hooha that close to my food. LOL