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Post by Ralph on Mar 5, 2008 16:07:05 GMT -5
 1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?" 2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign. 3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care. 4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!" 5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?" 6. I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number |
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Post by countrygal on Mar 5, 2008 16:30:02 GMT -5
Hmmmmm........all of the above?
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Post by froggy on Mar 5, 2008 17:31:49 GMT -5
1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?" 2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign. 3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care. 4. "Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!" 5. "My God, does that woman never shut up?" 6. I wonder if Monica still has the same phone number Ralph, that is just too funny for words. I am literally pissing myself right now. Thanks. |
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Post by Ralph on Mar 5, 2008 19:56:15 GMT -5
I couldn't resist!! Got in an e-mail and just had to pass it along. ;D
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Post by frankcor on Mar 5, 2008 22:39:22 GMT -5
How 'bout "Somebody pass the beer nuts."
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Post by Swimmy on Mar 6, 2008 11:02:37 GMT -5
I choose either: "Now I understand the opposition to my assault weapon ban;" "I'm trying to look interested so that she doesn't know I'm flirting with one of her staff members across from me;" or "I should have inhaled."
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Post by Ralph on Mar 6, 2008 12:18:06 GMT -5
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Post by dgriffin on Mar 6, 2008 20:51:27 GMT -5
"I should have inhaled" would be my favorite.
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