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Post by Swimmy on May 18, 2009 13:43:03 GMT -5
Is this the image you did NOT want burned into your memory banks? LOL!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha! Should have thought twice before trying to break into the modeling business! lol!
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Post by bobbbiez on May 18, 2009 13:50:09 GMT -5
Hey, that's good compared to what Clipper would show off. ;D
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Post by Clipper on May 18, 2009 13:58:26 GMT -5
Swimmy, if that is how you dress when you go out for beers, it is no wonder that the girls aren't climbing all over your bones. Flip flops are out and Crocs are in, and the hat is not the one that you said you were going to buy. I think you would look better in the blue, haha. How much was the chest wax? They missed a spot just below the navel. My modeling career ended when my Weight Watchers contract was broken. They caught me eating cake and pizza. I used to be the "before" model, but they canned me. I think they were disgusted by the idea of a pepperoni cake with garlic frosting, and chocolate pizza.
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Post by Swimmy on May 18, 2009 14:24:47 GMT -5
Swimmy, if that is how you dress when you go out for beers, it is no wonder that the girls aren't climbing all over your bones. Flip flops are out and Crocs are in, and the hat is not the one that you said you were going to buy. I think you would look better in the blue, haha. Guess I walked into that one. hahahahahahahaha! The chest wax was more than I could have afforded, thank God for federal bailout monies... They had to get my back too. I was like chewbacca. The hat was a prop. They thought MY hat was too professional looking. I just don't understand, it used to attract all kinds of hotties when I wore in college
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Post by Clipper on May 18, 2009 15:12:12 GMT -5
Haha. Hey ya can't stir "that stuff" and not have a little splatter on ya now and then, LOL.
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Post by Swimmy on May 18, 2009 16:01:23 GMT -5
You know, it's just another lesson about proofreading. Before you sent your reply, I thought I typed, YOU should have. Instead, i wrote what you see. Oh well.
Needless to say, I was shouting Ohhhhhh! Kelly Clarkson a lot during the waxing....
Yeah, I can't find it. i was looking for a video clip of the scene from 40 year old virgin. Hopefully you all got the reference and laughed out loud. :-)
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Post by Clipper on May 18, 2009 16:04:43 GMT -5
Hahaha. I saw the movie, The Forty Year Old Virgin. That was a funny flick and the waxing scene made me grit my teeth just watching. OUUUCH!
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Post by chris on May 18, 2009 16:48:23 GMT -5
BZ...my sister collects "flamingos" and I mean collect.....inside the house an out, clothing, jewelry, towels, candles, ornaments..if it's got a flamingo on it chances are she owns it. (even baby flamingos out in the garden) The cats favorite place to sleep is on a flamingo quilt. Think pink !!! Guys if you go to youtube and look for 40 year old virgin outtakes..its funnier than the movie. Maybe threading might have been less painless than waxing ;D
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Post by Ralph on May 18, 2009 17:37:30 GMT -5
.....sigh.....
Only here with this crew could we have gone from adjusting the boards colors to hot pink underwear and waxing in the course of a few simple posts.
Somebody shoot me.
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Post by dgriffin on May 18, 2009 17:53:43 GMT -5
Hey, maybe we could have a system of color weather alerts as a further service to Corner-ites. Zirconium white for snow, hansa yellow for beach weather, pyrrole red for a heat wave, and quinacridone nickel for mud-making rains are just a few popular ones that come to mind.
Fade to burnt bone black.
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Post by corner on May 18, 2009 17:58:33 GMT -5
..... sigh..... Only here with this crew could we have gone from adjusting the boards colors to hot pink underwear and waxing in the course of a few simple posts. Somebody shoot me. 50k plus the cost of ammo lol
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Post by bobbbiez on May 18, 2009 19:39:28 GMT -5
Ah Ralph, you know ya luv all of us. Just think how simple life was before Clipper's Corner. ;D
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Post by bobbbiez on May 18, 2009 19:41:08 GMT -5
Swimmy, ya can lose everything else but I do like the hat. ;D
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Post by Clipper on May 18, 2009 20:18:38 GMT -5
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Post by bobbbiez on May 18, 2009 22:20:34 GMT -5
Nah, big difference between me and her. I never played games. If I wanted a body I'd say so and take it. ;D Never believed in beating around the bush.
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