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Post by clarencebunsen on May 3, 2009 5:44:38 GMT -5
Should I report my doctor to the DoJ?
For chronic sinus drainage he has proscribed 1-4 weeks of waterboarding.
So far I have confessed to belonging to a sleeper cell, being the gun man on the grassy knoll and blowing up the Maine and there are still 3 1/2 weeks to go.
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Post by Disgusted-Daily on May 3, 2009 11:49:31 GMT -5
CB I think where in a gray area because you seem to be paying for this treatment and not being held down for the waterboarding. That's kinda like when I went for a prostate check and as the Doctor was behind me doing the examination I notice both his hands were on my shoulders.
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Post by Clipper on May 3, 2009 12:42:26 GMT -5
Reminds me of the days when I was required to take an annual physical at the base hospital for my firefighter job. They had a guy up there that did the physicals that we called "Fingers Moran". He was a neanderthal man about 6'6" with fingers as big as a salami. I think he was trying to check the prostate and the lymph nodes in a person's neck with one prodding.
Water boarding would have been a pleasant next to that.
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Post by Disgusted-Daily on May 3, 2009 18:12:24 GMT -5
I think I would have passed out when I walked through the door and saw him standing before me snapping a pair of gloves on.
Hey Clip, that salami may not have been his finger if his hands were on your shoulders. ;D
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Post by Ralph on May 4, 2009 0:10:35 GMT -5
Well you can always tell your Doctor that you don't mind........if HE don't!
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Post by Clipper on May 4, 2009 5:43:04 GMT -5
This one is headed for the flusher Ralph, LOL.
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Post by concerned on May 4, 2009 21:31:41 GMT -5
I called my urologist's office and asked not to have the Physician's assistant anymore. His mannerisms are rather gay and I think he gets to much fun with that finger of his.
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Post by frankcor on May 6, 2009 12:42:04 GMT -5
concerned, if you're going to have a digital prostate exam, isn't it better if at least one of the participants is having a good time?
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Post by Clipper on May 6, 2009 20:16:14 GMT -5
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Post by dgriffin on May 6, 2009 22:39:43 GMT -5
All right, if that's the direction this thread is going in...
My physician is a woman, and when I go off for my annual physical exam, which includes a digital, I always say to Mrs. Dave, "Where else can I get an attractive woman to play with my *** for just a $15 co-pay?"
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Post by frankcor on May 7, 2009 5:26:04 GMT -5
And then Mrs. Dave gives you that look.
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Post by Clipper on May 7, 2009 6:03:50 GMT -5
Oh dear, stand by Ralph! This one is in rapid decline mode!
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Post by bobbbiez on May 7, 2009 10:59:53 GMT -5
FLUSH!
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Post by Ralph on May 7, 2009 13:39:17 GMT -5
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Post by bobbbiez on May 7, 2009 14:21:16 GMT -5
At least, ya cleaned it. ;D
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