Leave it to the Brits

[clarencebunsen]

Exciting news on help coming to us "old folks"

www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/technologynews/5241034/Elderly-shoppers-to-get-sat-nav-gadget-to-find-their-way-around-supermarkets.html

There are many times when I would appreciate having a Sat Nav system while shopping at a Super Center. Perhaps it could be added to the mobile communications rig Dave has shown us.

I am afraid that if an ambient kitchen decided I was confused while stumbling around trying to make coffee at 5:30 and started projecting instructions on the cupboards, I would feel that I had entered the Twilight Zone.

[dgriffin]

Ya know, I was just saying to Mrs. Dave the other day that the damned supermarkets are purposefully trying to confuse me. I can't figure out where the hell anything is anymore!
She, on the other hand, has no problem finding groceries at the store.

So the stores have employed sexist grocery clerks to place items on the shelves in a manner designed to confuse any male.

Just my theory, of course, but the result of many hours of thought while sitting on the front porch instead of getting to the chores. While Mrs. Dave was grocery shopping.