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Post by clarencebunsen on Mar 14, 2009 6:26:20 GMT -5
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Post by frankcor on Mar 14, 2009 7:19:28 GMT -5
We live in amazing times.
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Post by Clipper on Mar 14, 2009 10:16:25 GMT -5
That IS amazing Frank. Can you imagine a world where "door dings" were a thing of the past, and all you had to do is park your truck in the sun so it could "heal"?
I used to read my Dad's engineering publications, and I would be awestruck at some of the things that were being worked on, or experimented with. Unfortunately, without the engineering background, the math, and the chemistry, etc, I had no idea beyond the amazement with the basic concepts.
I may have to seriously look into this deal if it comes to total fruition. The substance comes from crab shells? I may convert my woodshop to a crab farm.
I figure I could make a deal with the obstetrics department at the hospital, and when they shaved the ladies for delivery, they could save that pubic hair and when I had 100 pounds of it or so, I could begin the incubation process. I would go down here on State St. at night, and find one of those ladies of the night. When she asked me what special requirements I had, I would simply tell her to take her panties off, and to hold the flashlight while I carefully plucked the "Tijuana Crotch Crickets" out out of the area, and put them in a mayonaise jar with holes in the lid.
Once those original "breeding pairs" started to proliferate, I would have this large container in my garage with this jungle of pubic hair in it, and all I would have to do is harvest and ship the critters to the polyurethane company weekly, and I would be an overnight millionaire!
Let me know if you "want in" when the time comes. We will be rich.
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Post by corner on Mar 14, 2009 11:59:30 GMT -5
kool
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Post by frankcor on Mar 15, 2009 10:37:06 GMT -5
Uh ... count me out, Clipper. I mean, really out.
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Post by lrtill on Mar 16, 2009 18:04:35 GMT -5
you are behind the times clipper! they don't shave women before delivery anymore! you'll have to do your own "harvesting"
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Post by Clipper on Mar 16, 2009 18:28:25 GMT -5
Yes, I am beyond the times lrtill, and so "over" the whole delivery thing, hahaha. The last time I saw one of those "amazing little whisker biscuits" shaved, was in a titty bar in Indianapolis, LOL. When I bought my carpet cleaning franchise from BanClene, I had to go there to have the truck mounted system installed in brand new Ford Van. The younger students in the class thought I should go with them to the bar one night. Well, needless to say, not being into the drinking scene any more, I got rather sick of drinking coke at $6 a slam, so I left. They were all in a motel near the bar, and I was across town staying in the visiting officers quarters at Fort Benjamin Harrison. I was still in the employ of the USAF, and they permitted me to go permissive TDY at my own cost, due to the base closing, but was able to stay on the military reservation at 16 bucks a night for an officer's suite, and a good officer's club to eat breakfast at.
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