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Post by Clipper on Mar 24, 2011 15:01:28 GMT -5
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 25, 2011 13:32:17 GMT -5
Nice, sure it wasn't shake and bake?...
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Post by firstamendment on Mar 25, 2011 13:45:58 GMT -5
Slow day for news.
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 25, 2011 14:53:31 GMT -5
no doubt...
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Post by Clipper on Mar 25, 2011 16:02:10 GMT -5
We have slow news days in Bristol Tn too. Read our police blotter for this morning. I bet you don't have dogs up there in NY that use toilet paper to wipe. Home / news / local / Bristol Blotter 03-25-11 By Allie Robinson Published: March 25, 2011 BRISTOL -- Bristol Virginia Police Department March 12 * A man called from Vance Street to say “they are having problems with dog poo.” That morning, his wife had gone to work and said “there was a pile of poo with toilet paper on it.” The couple wanted an officer to patrol the area “in case of vagrants.”
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Post by kit on Mar 25, 2011 17:22:22 GMT -5
Something smells around Bristol, and it doesn't smell fishy. Vagrant or not, puppy poo or not, someone is trying their best to be somewhat hygienic. Gotta give them credit for that and he or it mustn't be hit with a wok, cast iron frying pan, or marble rolling pin. Not prudent at this juncture. Ya gotta take into consideration where this is coming from.
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Post by kit on Mar 25, 2011 17:32:21 GMT -5
But the wok thing??? Come on! Since when is a wok a weapon? Many more good things have come from a wok than people who have been killed by one. Sheesh! It looks like upstate New York ain't no better than anywhar else. Sorry about talking about the rednecks of the south that way, Clip (don't matter nowise Clip, y'all ain't from the south anyhoo).
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Post by Clipper on Mar 25, 2011 19:54:32 GMT -5
You are right Kit. If I stay here for another 20 years I will never cease to be a NYer at heart. I do like the laid back lifestyle here and I am a redneck, but a NY redneck. All I could think of when I read the article about the wok was that it must have sounded like a damn Japanese Gong when he hit him with it. LOL
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 25, 2011 20:39:57 GMT -5
OMG you cant make this crap up! My Sister Did Whop her then Drunken boyfriend in the head with one of those granite rolling pins about 20 years ago! Man that had to hurt! I guess as I get older, less surprises me but you just can't know where the hell their heads are at...
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Post by Ralph on Mar 26, 2011 1:43:57 GMT -5
Oh boy.....I'm really in for it now!
I own more woks than I do guns!!!!
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 26, 2011 6:58:41 GMT -5
Utica woman charged with prostitution and accused of stealing shrimp! Criminals really are getting desperate and Utica most certainly needs to get a little higher class Street walkers! Sounds likes she's neither good at stealing stinky bugs nor selling her wears after, I wonder if one has anything to do with another. Is she using the shrimp as an attractant? Destitute Prostitutes in U-twitka, Depravity and bizzarity. www.uticaod.com/topstories/x953957540/Prostitution-arrest-Utica-woman-s-second-arrest-in-two-days?img=2
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Post by Clipper on Mar 26, 2011 9:38:30 GMT -5
Could save herself a lot of grief if she simply charged men 5# of shrimp instead of cash or debit card for her wares. Gee JG, when you mentioned "stinky bugs" I looked at the young lady's picture again, and I WAS reminded of both stinky and bugs, but not of shrimp or seafood. Looks like another case of a very young life circling the bowl due to drug addiction to me. Very sad.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2011 9:55:35 GMT -5
In japan very young children wear a type of pant that has the buttocks exposed so they can poop next to a tree if they need to releave themselves.
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Post by Clipper on Mar 26, 2011 10:08:25 GMT -5
Maybe the street walkers should wear those type of pants. That way a customer could swipe their credit card before she even took her pants off.
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Post by JGRobinson on Mar 26, 2011 13:12:35 GMT -5
Ha, ha ha, Omg, your killing me, Credit card! May I see your ID sir, Credit or Debit?
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