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Post by frankcor on Mar 18, 2008 21:51:05 GMT -5
Frank - Before you leave to meet her, make sure you have your Doctor gives you a prescription of Vigraga (sp?) - you'll need it! Silda Spitzer is a most unfortunate name. Sounds like Filled a shitter! Hmmm... not the kind of advice I was anticipating. |
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Post by Clipper on Mar 18, 2008 23:32:14 GMT -5
;D Straws to put in your ears so you can breathe Frank? Thelma, Frank and I aren't THAT old yet, to need those little blue pills. You've been watching too many commercials! Smiling Bob on those Levitra commercials is a light weight and a wimp. LOL  |
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Post by Ralph on Mar 18, 2008 23:57:40 GMT -5
Personally, I would give it a little more time yet Frank. At this point no one wants to go hit on a woman who is eying both her hubby's nether regions and a dull rusty spoon at the same time.......... ............with a grin on her face.  |
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Post by dgriffin on Mar 19, 2008 15:38:15 GMT -5
Frank, Silda got back to me! To think she remembered me after all these years since we met at Harvard Law School, where I worked cleaning the glass surfaces of all the library’s copiers. I was a busy guy, but I suppose unforgettable, as I walked around with 7 or 8 bottles of Windex hanging from my cartridge belt and festooned with rolls of paper towels popping out of my pockets. She was a really special lady and would often call me over by name (nickname: Wet One ) to clean her glass and put that special shine on it for which I was well known. I knew she knew I put the nickel tips she gave me in the poorbox each week after mass at the Church of St. Winefride - (he's the patron saint of paper work, specifically of payroll clerks.)
Anyway, she’s really busy, as you can imagine, but she is indeed taking applications for a new Beau. Initial screenings will take place not long after Easter and a number of auditions will be scheduled before summer. Her third assistant secretary will be mailing you a package. Be sure to include bank statements along with other requested forms and certifications in your mailing back to her office.
Frank, I’ve been thinking that Frank is sort of a common name for a woman named Silda, maybe worse than Dave. So give some thought to a new name that will make a statement. How about “Adrian?” Adrian of Nicomedia is the patron saints of arms dealers (look it up!)
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Post by clarencebunsen on Mar 19, 2008 17:12:58 GMT -5
Dave,
I'm not even sure what the contest is but you win, hands down!
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Post by frankcor on Mar 19, 2008 22:12:54 GMT -5
LOL! That takes first, second and third. Nice job, Dave.
Meanwhile, some women have given me the same advice that Ralph has -- stay away from her for a while. Others are saying I'll have my best chance catching her now while she's still in shock. But most just shake their head and say "You're sooooo bad, Frank."
I'm going to go do a novena to St. Winefride and ask for guidance.
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Post by dgriffin on Mar 20, 2008 8:38:38 GMT -5
Better a novena to Saint Angela of Foligno, the patron saint of sexual temptation. Wish I'd known about her sooner. She was probably pretty hot. saints.sqpn.com/patron00.htmOr maybe not. At work years ago, someone invented the Mother Cabrini Award. The honor went to any woman in our department (without her knowledge, of course) who had not inspired a single impure thought in the last year. |
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Post by Disgusted-Daily on Mar 20, 2008 12:13:50 GMT -5
Dave,
That was priceless! I couldn't stop laughing.......until I noticed my boss was looking at me!
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Post by frankcor on Mar 20, 2008 13:27:53 GMT -5
That would have to be Sister Rose Alicia, my high-school algebra teacher. She was a hitter.
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