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Post by Disgusted-Daily on Feb 20, 2008 2:01:18 GMT -5
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death...  |
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Post by Ralph on Feb 20, 2008 2:04:55 GMT -5
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Post by bobbbiez on Feb 20, 2008 3:08:29 GMT -5
Yep, you are so right todd.  If my man had that attitude my definition of him would be DEAD!  |
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Post by countrygal on Feb 20, 2008 11:15:30 GMT -5
Or he'd have his balls meeting his guts after saying those comments to me. I believe that would be worse than death, although I can't be sure...... |
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Post by bobbbiez on Feb 20, 2008 12:27:00 GMT -5
You gotta love it.  Countrygal, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're my kind of gal! Must be that fresh country air we breathe all the time. |
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Post by Swimmy on Feb 20, 2008 13:27:06 GMT -5
There isn't really much of a distinction because they yield the same results.
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Post by bobbbiez on Feb 20, 2008 14:01:22 GMT -5
Yep one big OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D |
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Post by countrygal on Feb 20, 2008 15:45:16 GMT -5
I never understood guys when they get into fights. Why doesn't one guy just hit the other one in the nuts and be done. You win, walk away. Why all this punching and hitting and rolling around on the ground? Nut em and it's over. Clothes and face intact. Anyone care to explain?
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Post by bobbbiez on Feb 20, 2008 15:51:22 GMT -5
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always thought the same thing. My Daddy taught me that as soon as I could walk. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Swimmy on Feb 20, 2008 16:34:42 GMT -5
It's an un-written code among men not to attack the groin. Though, in a battle for your life, I'm sure everything is fair game. But the pain to the groin is so much, you'd rather face stitches and a few missing teeth by comparison. And we would prefer to preserve our ability to spawn offspring to continue our family lines.
My grandfather and my father taught me that a knee to the groin should only be used as an absolute last resort, even if the guy is rearranging your face without a license to practice medicine. For women it's different because women are viewed as physically weaker than men, historically. So for them to protect themselves, just knee 'em in the groin, and punch 'em in the nose.
It's like that video concerned posted a few weeks about about a guy being hit in the groin with a tennis ball launcher. The pain is so great that it almost triggered a heart attack in him.
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Post by bobbbiez on Feb 20, 2008 17:22:49 GMT -5
you forgot to mention the pepper spray that I also carry. ;D
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Post by Clipper on Feb 20, 2008 17:38:14 GMT -5
I never resorted to hitting below the belt. I did once hit a very large sioux indian very hard in the solar plexis, and then when he folded over, I grabbed his ears and buried my knee in the center of his face. I then got my ass out of dodge before he could recover enough to chase down my slender but quick little ass, haha. I never traveled back through that part of the dakota's again, and never told an indian fella, that I didn't care about his opinion and also never again called a very large native american, cochise! LOL
He probably stood by the road for weeks waiting for that white international cabover tractor to come back through, so he could kick the scrawny truck driver's ass, LOL.
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Post by countrygal on Feb 20, 2008 17:45:09 GMT -5
Still don't get it. You're in a fight with somebody you want to beat the crap out of and you probably don't give a shit about either, so why is there a code of some sort? Guess it really is a guy thing.  |
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Post by Clipper on Feb 20, 2008 17:57:29 GMT -5
Hey bobbbiez! Have ya tried that pepper spray on chicken wings?? Hell, if it is capsaicin it should liven up a batch of wings big time, haha.
If ya ever encounter a flasher, give him a little shot of that pepper spray right on the old love muscle and see how proud of that little beauty he is then!! heheh
Just tell him you had heard of salted nuts, and were just offering a little pepper to go with the salt, haha.
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Post by Clipper on Feb 20, 2008 18:01:10 GMT -5
You might not get it, but believe me countrygal, I am extremely grateful that the code has been in effect for all of MY lifetime, haha.
I am not going to head up any efforts to repeal THAT unwritten law.
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If my man had that attitude my definition of him would be DEAD! 
