Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2019 15:07:07 GMT -5
It's so hot... I saw a chicken lay an omelette!
It's so hot... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!
It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen!
It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!
It's so hot... I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner!
It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!
It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!
It's so hot... I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking!
It's so hot... Cows give powdered milk!
It's so hot... My thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"
It's so hot... I bought a loaf of bread and before I got home it was toast!
It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl!
If you've got a good "How hot is it?" joke, I'd love to hear it. Just post it in the comments below.
Here's the King of the "How hot is it?" jokes, Johnny Carson
Right now 90 with 70 dew point feels like 93. Glad I got my hair cut today.
It's so hot... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!
It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen!
It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!
It's so hot... I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner!
It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!
It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog!
It's so hot... I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking!
It's so hot... Cows give powdered milk!
It's so hot... My thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"
It's so hot... I bought a loaf of bread and before I got home it was toast!
It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl!
If you've got a good "How hot is it?" joke, I'd love to hear it. Just post it in the comments below.
Here's the King of the "How hot is it?" jokes, Johnny Carson
Right now 90 with 70 dew point feels like 93. Glad I got my hair cut today.